RIP Darvon (medicine)

In a bold and misguided move by the almighty government which increasingly controls our every decision, Darvon (Darvocet) was this week banned from production on the grounds of its dangerous potential (as a suicide agent) and status as a highly abused controlled substance. Cafe Drake mourns the passing of this intrinsic drug, perfect for headaches tempered with low level anxiety. What are we to do now that Midwest hillbillies have once again stolen relief from us? [Thanks to Cafe Drake's mother for alerting us to this latest federal indignity.]